and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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