Your tits are I can't wait for
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You took a bar mat shot.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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