Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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