Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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