so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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