All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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