yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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