And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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