Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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