Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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