Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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