break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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