his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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