I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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