White coat. Heels.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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