Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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