how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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