its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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