# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
At least life still wants to fuck me.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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