So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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