when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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