Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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