Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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