I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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