I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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