There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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