you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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