can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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