Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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