My hair reeks of homosexuality.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
BRING THE BAGELS
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
