Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sext me about skeletons
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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