You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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