# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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