wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Panties = found
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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