That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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