If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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