yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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