Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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