Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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