therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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