what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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