i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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