Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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