you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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