This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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