Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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