We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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