There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I didn't shave. On purpose
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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