i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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