Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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