I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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