I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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