Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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