Don't you send me to vm
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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