That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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