Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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